A collection of some of the most bizarre gems sold at Anthropologie. Thank goodness for these, or else we would literally own everything in the store.

You’ll be the cutest jellyfish at the prom when you flounce in with this Pen & Ink Dress!
In my experience, the main wearers of flat espadrilles are 80 year old men in Provence. It would be amazing if gold lamé became the new hot fad amongst octogenarian French men.

Hodor.

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Tyrion is all about the books. And wine, but Anthro doesn’t sell desks integrated with wine spigots - something to consider for the future!

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The Bros of the Nightswatch would totally crash on this couch. Those dudes need to get some better funding sources from their government, man.

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Nobody loves chaos like Little Finger.

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Pretty, valuable ($1,598 for the chair!), and looks like it will break the second anyone puts pressure on it. Poor, poor Sansa. You deserve a better throne than this.

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It’s not quite the Iron Throne, but can you image in the sound of dragon claws on metal? Yikes. Better stick to this wicker chair, Khaleesi. Just make sure your dragons don’t set it on fire.

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Like this plastic monstrosity of a chair, Joffrey is a piece of shit.

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In honor of Season 4 of Game of Thrones, we of ShitAnthroSells will be finding you the most Westeros-esque chairs of Anthro in our week-long segment GAME OF ANTHRO.

Unfortunately, this boss chair has been discontinued, just like Ned Stark’s spinal column.

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