When I went to the beach as a kid, I loved grabbing a big piece of kelp and pretending I was a fashionable mermaid. You rock that palm frond on your head, model lady. You make a stunning frill-necked lizard.
Is she… peeling a lemon? There’s a perfect good bag of oranges right behind her to eat, but I guess her scurvy-addled brain can’t make the distinction between citrus fruits any more.
What is this model even doing? Why would you use this picture?
This outfit is perfect if you want to embrace the 2014 crop top trend, but are also nostalgic for the romper trend of 2013. And if you have an extra $400, because nostalgia ain’t cheap.