I was going to make fun of these velvet booties, but then I noticed a one-star review complaining that “[These shoes] smell like like came from China,” so I think I should be making fun of that moron instead.
Your bookish friends will love these mangled novels cut into letters. Their anguished cries at being unable to actually read your gift is really just their way of saying “thank you.”
These “Joan of Arctic” boots will keep your feet nice and cozy while you’re being burned at the stake.
Officially the creepiest fucking thing Anthro has ever sold: a crocheted stole in the shape of a poodle, because who doesn’t want a dead poodle’s skin hanging around their neck?
Be careful wearing these shoes around LA. Justin Timberlake will try to steal these right off your feet and then serenade you.
This lady is clearly very pleased with her mouse hunt and taxidermy.
Those rabbit ears are serving up some Marie-Antoinette realness.
You can put this “bun pick” in your hair and look like you’ve already been festooned with Christmas tinsel.
Nothing is more alluring than putting your nostrils on the communal thermos.
What is it about sequins that makes me LOVE that skirt and totally despise those pants?
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