A collection of some of the most bizarre gems sold at Anthropologie. Thank goodness for these, or else we would literally own everything in the store.

These super tasteful, $750 handwoven tapestries totally say “I’m studying Cultural Anthropologie.”

This is how I feel on Mondays, too.

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Away We Go: SoCal

Heeding the call of the California coastline, we left the Philadelphia Home Office… >

Away We Go: SoCal

Heeding the call of the California coastline, we left the Philadelphia Home Office behind for the salty breezes and sparkling surf of Venice and Malibu….

As a proud resident of Venice, I’m not sure they captured the true aesthetic.

When the pretentious dalmatian (?) atop your stapler rolls it’s eyes at your use of paper in the ~*~digital age~*~, maybe it’s time to PDF it get a less bitchy stapler.
This Stencil Single Earring comes in a pack of 1, which makes complete sense if it’s being marketed to 90s boy band members but frankly just confuses me because what goes in my other ear?!
I actually really like this “Etienne Maillot,” but I find its name very disturbing because it makes me picture my (male) cousin Etienne wearing it.
I normally support anything with a bear on it, but I can’t get behind a $300 “Black Bear Tent” when I have spent approximately $0 on all of the blanket forts I have ever made.
Oh my God, this Chewbacca/sloth hybrid stuffed animal has started me on an hour long binge of sloth videos. Damn you, cute sloths!
I’m not sure why this tie-dye dress is $895. My only guess is that someone took the “something blue” part of the wedding-day tradition too seriously and now is trying to resell their wedding dress through Anthro.
When I went to the beach as a kid, I loved grabbing a big piece of kelp and pretending I was a fashionable mermaid. You rock that palm frond on your head, model lady. You make a stunning frill-necked lizard.

When I went to the beach as a kid, I loved grabbing a big piece of kelp and pretending I was a fashionable mermaid. You rock that palm frond on your head, model lady. You make a stunning frill-necked lizard.